My contribution to John’s birthday :D

doublepistol-wink:

T-the Vriska in the background!

but, uh, yeah, HUSSIE NO

Honestly, this whole ordeal just puts a smile on my face. I literally laughed through all of this xD

canadianpennies:

This was absolutely necessary…

Best thing to happen in Homestuck x3

Prospit or Derse?

Asymmetrical Derse Dreamer
Once the tattered tower that was once the pinnacle of your most urgent thoughts begins to crumble, a new city rises in its wake. Here majestic buildings of whimsical form and enticing violet hue puncture a threateningly dark sky. Your robes are rosy, almost magenta, and coordinate elegantly with your surroundings. You might feel tempted to play hauntingly sick chords. Or do something incredibly silly and pointless. Whatever suits you best.
When it comes to the two types of Derse dreamers, you are the less stable as the name might imply. You are often very concerned with the future and making it be the best it can be, if not absolutely perfect. There’s nothing wrong with this, if you can keep the pressure from really hurting you. Your concerns for what is to come aside, you have a great sense of elegance (in one way or another) and your life is generally a sensible one defined by choices that you have 90% or above assurance in. You might confuse others in the way you think and act, but it will be a small hurdle to overpass if you really want to connect with someone. It may be rather cliche, but your mind is your greatest tool. Yours in particular was made to save worlds and more.
Of the beta kids, the Asymmetrical Derse dreamer is Rose. While the specifics of your personality may be quite astray from hers, you may see that you have certain similarities as well. Like her, you have much to learn, especially about the things you already know. Prepare yourself for the riddle and good luck!

Take this Quiz

tetronix:

HOW BAD CAN I POSSIBLY BE

LET’S SEE

ALL THE CUSTOMERS ARE BUYING

AND THE FANDOM’S MULTIPLYING

AND DANTE BASCO IS READING

AND THE FANGIRLS ARE CRYING

WHO CARES IF A FEW KIDS ARE DYING

THIS IS ALL SO GRATIFYING

YES

YES

YES

starboardabbey:

FOR FULL RES GO HERE ==> [imageshack] [photobucket] [imgur]

(Zhorken kindly optimized it to be a lower filesize, thanks buddy!)

okay so I am finally finished!! woooooo. ALL of homestuck’s canon classes and aspects, made into a convenient table with all the gaps filled in and all the current characters marked at their class + aspect!

like it says in the image, i drew the page, sylph, rogue, witch, mage, and bard, but feel free to use them, add your/your character’s face in there, recolor them for a made up aspect, whatever, all i ask is that you give a link back to my tumblr here at starboardabbey. otherwise, enjoy!! :3

This is awesome! The only downside, those who did the Homestuck Title Test (http://thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/13517446964/homestuck-title-test) might have a title that doesn’t have a canon outfit yet… D:

*is the Monk of Space*

nah, first time I’ve seen porn from this particular artist.

ndgo:

rocketslime:

preternatural-popculture-academe:

eloveart:

sylph-of-bueno:

sherlocklaughingalonewithwatson:

kiss-mah-sass:

fun-size-fanatic:

from-sea-to-sea:

tyrant of the booties

(mage of heart)

Prince of Time
awww yiss u3u)/

rogue of doom uvu

sylph of hope <3

Guard of Space

aaaw yeah

Princess of Blaze whoop whoop

(look how uncanon that shit is yeaaaaah)

Star of Space
AND AWARD OF MOST LITERAL GOD TIER TITLE GOES TO… 

MAID OF DOOOOOOOOOOM

Monk of Space c:

lanuminga:

I can’t

hear you

over the

sound of

a badass

already in

the White House

he’s not perfect

but his flaws

have nothing to do

with HATE.

deletethestars:

I AM GIVING AWAY HOMESTUCK
Okay no, but I am giving away some Homestuck merchandise which is pretty cool too. Just as a little thank you for the 700+ followers and all the encouragement you guys offer me on a daily basis. <3 

 P R I Z E S

• 1st Prize: God Tier Pullover Hoodie / Zipper Hoodie of choice
• 2nd Prize: Homestuck T-Shirt of choice 
• 3rd Prize:  Homestuck Pin Set of choice

+ All prizes are from Whatpumpkin.com, and I’m willing to have these shipped internationally, as long as you don’t live on the top of some obscure Tibetan mountain no one has ever heard of. 
+ If the prize you want is sold out, I am more than happy to either A) forward the prize money to your paypal or B) hold onto the money myself until the item in question is back in stock.
+ Obviously, you must be willing to supply me with your shipping address, or I’ll just keep the prizes for myself, thats fine too. 

 R U L E S

• Reblog ONCE please. :( No one wants to see this on their dashboard a hundred times. 
• Likes count
• Play nice with others
• I probably left out something important… 
• Ends Saturday, March 31st, 2012